"Good news for all of you Emryc Thorne fans out there!" Elora smiled at the camera, trying not to think about the big stories she could be covering right now. The imprisonment of a Republic Senator. The terrorist attack that targeted the founder of the Star Guardians. Those were stories. This was... well, she supposed it was a step up from zooming in on the ISC's President's butt cheeks. At this point, she'd take what she could get.
"WampaWayInc. has stayed out of the spotlight in recent months after rumors that the company might officially be dissolving following the death of its unnamed largest shareholder, but it would appear that those rumors were unfounded. After months of silence, Emryc Energy just announced three new limited edition Life Day flavors! Just in time for the holiday season! They haven't released a new flavor since Gluteus Guzzle and Fanny Fever, and Emryc Energy's publicist warns consumers to grab those Life Day flavors while they're still available. They'll be flying off the shelves!" His words. Not hers. She never touched the stuff. Food just hadn't tasted the same since the President's biggest fan had crop dusted her.