Best Text Conversation Ever!

[GABA]

So I got a new phone and the person who had the number before me (her name is Taylor) failed to tell all her friends that she had gotten a new number. I have been getting texts from all her friends and for the hell of it, and as the cruel person I am, been playing this 'Taylor'. Here's what went down last night:

256.....: Heyy stranger
Me: Remember the Alamo?
256.....: Huh lol
Me:What are you up to?
256....: Just here bored, what are you up to?
Me: Watching tv, not very exciting.
256....: Sounds like ur bored too lol
Me:Ugh yes D:
256....: Lets do something then ha
Me: Sure! Like what?
256...: You tell me ha
Me: Movie?
256....: Sure, mm what's playing?
Me: We should see Justin Bieber
256...:Lol wait what? He has a movie lol?
Me: Ya lol and his own doll line too
256....: That's so gay lol
Me: Too gay lol. Lets see Suckerpunch.
256...: I haven't seen Suckerpunch
Me: You wanna see Suckerpunch then?
256...: Yeah let's go see it
Me: Great! Wanna pick me up?
256...: Where are you and what time haa?
Me: Next movie starts in an hour and I'm at my place : )
256....: Ok, where's ur place lol?
Me: Lol 12567 Maple West Dr
256....: lol uhm ill try to find where ever that is lol
Me: I'll see you in a few then : ]
256....: kk ha

23 Minutes later....
256....: My gps is messin up, so do I get on 75 north?
Me: yes
256....: Mm past the airport or what ha?
Me: Way past the airport
256....: lol we're gonna be late for the movie ha
Me: I know, that's ok, I have no idea who you are, where you are, or why you keep texting me. I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number.
256...: lol so this isn't taylor I'm assuming?
Me: Nope
256...: lol so who is this anyways
Me: Ruthie
256....: Send me a pic of you ha?
Me:

Then they never text back. What a dip.

 

[WhiteSheWolf]

Oh my goodness. You are perhaps my hero. That is absolutely hilarious.

 

[Malz]

Reminds me of when I got my first phone. The number belonged to a woman named "Misty Spry." Apparently she's in a lot of debt. >_>

 

[Paradigm]

Lol nice.

 

[Random Hero]

That is amazing.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

:CShock

I love you.

 

[jpchewy01]

Genius

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Reason this person sucks? They said ha at the end of their texts like a douche.

 

[Ser Yorick]

I loled so hard. You win not just an internet, but my respect.

 

[Sandvich]

I read that aloud to my father... The "lol"s and "ha"s in 256's texts were particularly obnoxious. You have done the world a great service. I salute you.:CStern

 

[Malon]

That is amazing. I wish my texts conversations were half this hilarious.