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Well, here he was. Long ago, Kyp had sworn to himself that he'd never sink to joining up with the Hutt Cartel to gain employment and yet here he stood inside the Hutt Mogul's Palace on Nar Shaadaa. The Lepi Mandalorian had been too proud, relying on the strength of his Clan's name and the power of his own reputation that he'd been carefully cultivating over the years to find work. Well, both of those were no longer assets that Kyp had. His clan? He hadn't seen hide nor hair of them since they'd had their falling out and as for his reputation? He could thank the Jedi Order for its decline as he'd been beaten soundly and publicly by both a Jedi squad and the freaking Grandmaster of the Order herself.

Ever since then, he'd been slowly phased out of the A-tier mercenaries that the most powerful factions sought out to hire. Instead, he'd been forced to seek out work himself and scramble just to maintain relevency over the past couple years. With no clan and no reputation, Kyp often found himself drinking himself into a stupor to cope with the pain in one of Nar Shaddaa's many cantinas. But yesterday, such a drinking spell had ended up with him killing a couple of well-connected Nikto mercenaries. It was your classic bar fight; it started out with each party being about five drinks in, one party insulted the other party's mother, the other party punched someone in the face, etc. Pretty standard fare all things considered, except for the fact those two Nikto happened to be on the payroll of the great Nor'baal the Hutt.

As soon as Kyp had found out who the two Nikto belonged to, he had immediately started packing his meager belongings, thinking he could head to Tatooine or somewhere similar to lay low until this blew over. But instead, he'd received a message saying from a representative of Nor'baal, claiming that they were impressed by the combative expertise shown in the bar that night and that if Kyp ever wanted steady work, to come seek out Nor'baal and offer up his services. Of course, the unspoken message was "it's either this or we put a bounty on you for killing our men" but Kyp didn't like reading too much into things.

So there he stood in the palace, nursing a hangover and with his rifle held loosely in his hands, prepared to sell out and offer up his services as a Cartel goon.

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Toying with his food, No'baalhe listened to the blithering supplications of the other Hutt in front of his throne. An impressive display of grovelling was all that would save the fat slug today - at least, that's what Nor'baal had led him to believe. The creature was doing him an excellent service, babbling as he had done to the comings and goings of some of the other Syndicates.

<Beuanka. Mee pha doth phata donee.> he commanded, chomping down on a tree frog with finality as the other Hutt slithered away. Nor'baal rolled his eyes and summoned his Majordomo, a fluttering Toydarian whose name was often mispronounced.

<Haku doth bapionh?> he asked, wearily. The Toydarian was quick to respond, flicking down through a datapad before replying <Wa murishani, bahva joday mee hhonpieue kogatka. Goo ah Konbouaheon.> Nor'baals eyes widened as he heard the name, Mandalorian.

His mind raced.

Surely, the duplicitous Kotii had not sent another of his lackeys to assassinate him? No - the warlike Mandalorians could not be so foolish as to attempt to murder the great Nor'baal for a second time?

His tail lashed with anger.

Nor'baal had not lived to such advanced years by being reckless. Grabbing his Majordomo by the ruff of its shabby collar, he bellowed <Woy fa tee phila mee chee sa koushonbake bmeheka da goo gee nan bai killya mi? Uba koochoo. Bkhea jen see bo rulya, an woy kae koutiweve!>

Sensing their master's irritation, his guards bristled. Four Gamorreans moved to stand in front of his throne, beskads 'liberated' from the last attempt on his life, adorned with armour scattered with Beskar plate - a physical wall between him and would-be murderers.

Next came four Nikto, who spaced themselves out around the room, where they would stand at range, around the Bounty Hunter, rifles at the ready. Then, finally, three Corellian Hounds paced around the room, waiting for a gesture from their master to leap into action.

Waving for the Bounty Hunter to be admitted once he had been stripped of his weapons, of course, Nor'baal would look the man up and down before waving over his protocol droid.

"Introducing, Kyp." the droid began, gesturing a spindly arm to the Mandalorian "The Mandalorian whom you requested to see, some weeks ago, after hearing of his exploits in the field."

Nor'baal blinked.

Ah yes. He remembered he had asked for the Mandalorian to attend him. So, not an assassination attempt after all?

He looked down at the creature before him. He gestured for the droid to continue "His Serene Excellency, the Great Nor'baal, Diamyo of Tatooine, Protector of Sleheyron, Master of Gamorr, Sovereign Guardian of Ploo II and Supreme Mogul of the Hutt Clans, demands your supplication, obedience and genuflection." the droid gestured for the Mandalorian to bow, as Nor'baal reached for another Nala Tree frog, and waited to see what the man had to say.
 

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There had been a bit of a back-and-forth between Kyp and the guards when they'd suddenly demanded his weapons randomly, almost as though their boss started freaking out and barking orders behind the door. Kyp started to protest a bit before realizing that hidden in his suit was a repulsor, shockboxing gloves, and a wrist rocket to boot. He'd made it a general rule to never go into a Hutt's den without at least a couple ways to get himself out of it.

So, he silently handed over his rifle and blaster pistol and strode into the room confidently. He listened to the droid blather on and it confirmed his worst fears. No longer was he to be a free agent but, rather, an extension of some giant slug's arm. Although judging from how paranoid the Hutt was, his services might sorely be needed. The Gammorreans were standing so close together that a single wrist rocket could take them all out of the fight...

"I can follow orders. And I can kill who you need me to kill. I've gone against everything from Jedi to gladiators to the Pykes and lived to tell the tale. And truth be told, I don't have anything better to do right now.. But if you expect to have me kiss your ass and laugh at your jokes, you might as well kill me now. Because I'm not that guy."Kyp stated plainly before the Hutt.

"Also, sorry about the two Niktos I wasted in the bar." Kyp
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Following orders was more than could be said for a sizable chunk of the galactic underbelly. This, for the Hutt at least, made the prospect of bringing the Mandalorian onto his payroll a little more enticing. He leaned over to his droid, confused by what the man meant about 'wasting' two Nikto in a bar.

Quickly, the automatron explained that there had been an altercation between the Mandalorian and some Nikto at one of the numerous Cantinas that owed one of Nor'baals lackeys protection money.

Rapidly realising he didn't care, Nor'baal dismissed the droid and returned his attention to his guest. <Uba gee dokoi Jeedai, uba sey?> he chortled, as he moved himself from his throne, the Gamorreans parting to allow him through, before forming a protective 'square' around him as he stood in front of the Mandalorian, as if sizing him up.

If that could be proven, this Mandalorian would be worth every credit.

Nor'baal had numerous enemies. The Pyke Syndicate had never fully recovered from the loss of Kessel, which some recklessly (and correctly!) blamed on him. Not to mention the other Hutt Clans and the Black Sun, all of whom coveted the position he now enjoyed. Partner that with the recent moves from Cymorrah, the Consortium and Sith War - both of whom shared a border with Hutt Space, and Nor'baal could well be needing some muscle in the conflicts to come.

Wit and guile could only take you so far, after all.

<Kacmhate.> he nodded, as he gestured for the Mandalorian to walk with him, and his retinue, as he began to slide toward the large side-doors off to the right hand facing wall of the throne room. <Wa momahka bacaka da eeth uba du dan pankhobatkoy che wa bekiola wata du mah bacenbie. Toupee mi, haku doth fa uba banag doi hee an ahbeu?>
 

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"Can't say I won any of the fights but I'm still standing, which is more than I can say for a lot of people."Kyp admitted, inwardly still seething at the thought of how humiliating it had been to be defeated by Jedi twice.

Evidently, the Hutt was impressed enough to actually get off his fat ass and talk to him face to face. As disgustingly corpulent as the slug was, Kyp knew how much the gesture meant - Hutts didn't like moving for anyone, so this was a gracious move indeed on the part of Nor'baal.

"Honestly? A steady paycheck and a roof over my head, to start. And it'd be nice to have tougher people to kill than just spice-addicted debtors, which is all I've been getting at the moment. And between you and me, it'd be nice to have another crack at a Jedi again and given how much the Cartel and them don't get along, I reckon this gig is a pretty safe bet. And by the looks of things, you kind of need me. Your boys who checked me at the door let me walk in with three different weapons." Kyp answered the Hutt, when he asked him why he wanted the job so bad.

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Easy credits, a place to live and the opportunity to test himself? This guy is the perfect grunt material! the thought occurred to him as he listened to the Mandalorian's requests. He was not surprised to hear that the creature was still armed - based on his experience with Mandalorians, they had a knack for entering most areas armed to the teeth.

Fortunately for the Hutt, he was surrounded by his protectors, all of whom had a taste for Mandalorian blood following Kotii's attempt on their master's life. Having one of my own would be a good deterrent for any repeat attempts. Nor'baal considered as he weighed the man's requests.

<Toupee mi, bankop uba vocdy pohdiga-aka bimay bai mah Bunko, waki mallya kuna chu chu?> the Hutt asked, keen to learn more about his potential new hire, before making any firm commitments.
 

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"Well I definitely didn't scuttl" Kyp's fur bristled at Nor'baal's words. He wasn't always a barfly, going from one easy kill to the other and he wanted to make that clear. The Lepi's reputation wasn't what it once was but that didn't mean he didn't have his pride still. That said, this was the first time in a long time that anyone had asked about Kyp personally. If anyone talked to him at all, it was normally things like "How much do you charge?", "Why are you pointing that rifle at me?" and "You still haven't paid last week's bar tab." To actually have someone take an interest in him personally, no matter how genuine, was a refreshing change of pace.

"I was a foundling on Coachelle Prime. Pretty shit childhood if I'm going to be honest. I was getting by selling scrap metal and battle souvenirs to mercenaries passing through. One of them took saw something in me and brought me into his Clan. Clan Vizsla. Or at least, it used to be. Bunch of stuck-up traditionalists. I never was one of them, no matter how many credits I earned for the Clan. or blood I sacrificed for them. I helped them retake Concordia and where was the thanks? No, it was just "gear up and go make us some more money, foundling. And then there was the whole thing with joining the Empire"

"So, I decided to cut ties with them. Strike out on my own. I had a ship, mercenary contacts, and more blasters than I know what to do with." Kyp related to the Hutt, giving a decent, if shortened history of his life.

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Nor'baal nearly did a double take as the Mandalorian indicated his people had 'joined the Empire'. Keen to find out a little more, he gently probed for Kyp to go into more detail. <Jee bkoha biw da mee lanka doth tahcoue hih banbamanu, dooo hee koumhaptece peee la cha tahcoue gee wa boniadue panbipa che tytung bu lanka.> he began, attempting to imply a genuine interest in Kyps culture and background.

<Du mah chamy kankahou cay bu Konbouaheon, Jee gee neu kiuke lanka nahchogn ree keueka-ou cay bo andoba. Gee la doth bonee, mo doth fa ata wa koushonbe bascanh see mee camai coo gee pineu bu Kacmahea?> he enquired.

Slowly, the Hutt and his retinue left the throne room and emerged into a large corridor dotted with statuary and Hutt artwork. Nor'baal mulled over the news of the Mandalorian and Sith 'Alliance' as he slithered past a large statue of himself slaying a Rancor. According to its sculptor, it had been intended to 'represent his triumph over the other clans' - but Nor'baal was not convinced.

<Fa doth Lanka Solus coo Jee bargon cay jotke. Mee doth bu wahke Lanka, tagwa?> he asked, feigning ignorance as he sought to encourage the Mandalorian to delve deeper into Mandalorian politics.
 

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"Ha! Mandalorians and united are two words you don't hear together much. There's hardly ever been a time in history where Mandalorians were unified. Some group always think the other groups are too violent or not violent enough or not traditional enough or whatever and there's always in-fighting. I just decided I was done with all of that. So, no, not every tribe is under the Empire."Kyp answered the Hutt's questions about the Mandalorians.

"Clan Solus...bunch of hardheaded elitists, you ask me. Hates outsiders, even more than Clan Vizsla. They actually spun off from Vizsla, believe it or not. My people would all say our clan is stronger but I honestly couldn't tell you who'd win in a straight battle. Neither clan is what it used to be."Kyp said, a resigned sigh escaping his lips. It was clear that despite his assertion that he'd done away with his clan, a measure of tribal loyalty still remained within the young Mando.

"This actually you?"the Lepi Mandalorian asked skeptically when they passed the statue of Nor'baal slaying the rancor.

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Interesting, the Hutt thought to himself as his Mandalorian accomplice went into more detail as to the lay of the land within his people's tribal politics. As with all races, there seemed to be internecine conflicts, which an aspiring partner would do well to understand in detail. Already this newcomer was proving to be of considerable use. Reaffirming, as he had done, that there were some of the Mandalorian groups who had pledged themselves to the Sith Empire, Nor'baal was keen to know more. <Fa doth chalanh da bu Kacmahea gee woy boya see paupe lanka um tee baua. Toupee mi, haku gee heee D'emperiolo neleu lanka doth nibobo bai woy um baw wah Kacmahea?> he asked, nodding along as the man went onto state his own animosity toward some of his kin.

He continued to nod as the Mandalorian addressed the statue before which they stood. Truth be told it was an ascetic rendition of the Hutt, not bearing much by way of accuracy. It was intended as a pericombobulation of the Hutts own manner toward external threats, a sardonic apogee of Nor'baals own fight against more powerful forces. <Fa baa besnewa bai doth tagwa. Bu bahketka doth dopo bai chamana mah chamy dohopka gee baua lanka peee cohanle bai wa dokoi cay wa datka Jee can't.> he remarked.
 
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