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Were they...?
They were.
It was worse than the old woodsman had even dared to fear - these creatures, with their red lightsabers and clear anger management issues? They were far worse than college students. With arithmancy homework? They were clearly occult highschool students.
Damn Wartyhogs, ruining the youth...
Still, the woodsman was glad to hear that the other two weren't dead - and that they were willing to go out of their way to cut down the vines that tried to strike them when they were down. The robbing? Eh, he was a survivalist, seemed fairly typical to him but best to give some home-spun wisdom anyway.
"Bettuurr ta have ayy dog with naw teeth, than naw dog."
His wisdom imparted, the woodsman would turn around and begin to walk away, speaking to them as he did so to answer their concerns.
"Ay ken get ya preytty close ta the area. But when you there, be done warned; the purple plant in these woods produces ayy chemical that there gives y'all ayy a-feelin' ov payn unlike anything y'all've evuurr felt befawe. Purely in y'all's mind! So y'all don't even have thay ...err opshun av a-dyin' frawum ayy heart attak ta put ayy stop ta it."
Pushing through the undergrowth, the woodsman would reveal his own method of transport; an idly speeder with a giant fan attached to the back, a fan-boat-speeder, the best way to get moving over the jungle and the swampy waters of the planet! Climbing aboard, the charhounds would happily jump on after him before he patted the speeder, indicating that there was enough space for all of the highschool magic-wavers.
Dark shapes swam through what appeared to be shallow puddles - the size of the shapes seemingly entirely at odds with how small the puddles appeared to be. Checking the engine, the woodsman patted the fan fondly.
"This here vehicle has done treated me whel. but ay'd be ayy poaw host if ay didn't offuurr faw one ov ya ta try y'all's hand at a-flyin' it. What about y'all, skinny?"
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