Recent content by Book

  1. Book

    Ask All Booked Up

    Leader sent Book on a mission. Mission to find new recruits. Said Kordan planet gone. How can planet be gone? Planet always there, like itch on back Book too huge to scratch. So here Book was, on mission. Ghreen Hands headquarters, what Kordan poo! Most of them weren't green. Most were black...
  2. Book

    Open Ossus Me Want Big Ship (Raid on Ossus)

    Book charged. One man two man red man blue man. Didn't matter, all man either died or surrendered. Book knew they needed crew. Kordans were large and sometimes didn't fit in small chairs. Puny man things could fit in chairs and use little controls; the ones that surrendered were clearly the...
  3. Book

    Open Ossus Me Want Big Ship (Raid on Ossus)

    Book was too far away to hear leader's orders, but that was okay. His job was to secure the bridge, but first, secure weapons. The armory guards, were of course, more armed and armored their their crewmates. It didn't help them any though. One man had a blast vest that caved as if it were made...
  4. Book

    Open Ossus Me Want Big Ship (Raid on Ossus)

    Book found himself in ship food place. He charged in, Kordan warriors following him with a roar. A clash of heavy fist, sword, and hammer clashed with the unarmored crew who were still unaware of what was going on. It was an absolute slaughter, until they surrendered. Book not like...
  5. Book

    Open Ossus Me Want Big Ship (Raid on Ossus)

    The assault through the shipyard was a success. Book roared at the front of his Kordans, beating his chest, beating a man's face in, shooting more men. It was a great time. They spread like water through the shipyard, and then funneled into the target cruiser. Dock workers and security never...
  6. Book

    Open Ossus Me Want Big Ship (Raid on Ossus)

    THREAD IS DEATH ENABLED Book was leftenanana, like banana, but important. Leader said take ship, now Book taking ship. It was a surprise attack on a newly independent planet, though this was on the ships left moth-balled above it. The Geurilla Group tagert? A Garin-I class Cruiser. Everything...
  7. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Book crashed into counter. Counter break. Beer spill all over Book. Book gripped the book tightly, panting with exertion. Both Kordan win, there for, Kordan victory. Weak things scared of Kordan power. @Darasuum @Javier esschoolbus
  8. Book

    Open Invasion [Korda Six] Guerilla or Go Home

    Fluff thing throw something at leader. Tree things to be exact. Book would know. Book learned to count once. All the way to four! Thrown things exploded in a spray. Fluff thing make road for Book who so far behind. Fluff thing nice and want Book to catch up to save! GORILLA ROAR, he said as...
  9. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Une had good idea. Upper cut Book. Book lost tooth. GORILLA ROAR, he said. Book pound both fists, one with the book, down into Une's chest, hopping up and down so kick the Kordan too. Book liked that tooth. Now tooth is gone and free. Book hopped off Une. Beat chest, he said. @Darasuum...
  10. Book

    Open Invasion [Korda Six] Guerilla or Go Home

    Book had strange scent. Not Kordan. Leader caught scent too. Leader was too late. Blue spicy bolt hit leader, caused big display of strong. Another blue spicy bolt hit Book right in unarmored chest. Book didn't need armor, had muscles. Muscles seized up and spasmed, but only for a moment...
  11. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Book knew double kick was coming. He side step. Book brought out hard book. Hard book smash into Uneugug's chest. Book hard iron, stronger than glow sword. Une would fall. Une would be mounted by Book's massive feet. Gorilla roar, he yelled in Une face. He beat his chest with book. Book not...
  12. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Uneugug think stool hurt Book? No ape hurt Book. Stool smashed over Book, but Book's massive arms blocked the stool because stool was weak, like other Kordan that needed help smashing cowner. The chest punch went through, but only because Book was already on the offsensive again with two more...
  13. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Book not care about leader for a moment. Unuggugg challenge Book. Book answer in kind. Punch face, he said, sending a massive fist into the Uneedth's ape face. Book weaken cowner for other ape, ape not take Book victory. One hit not enough. Book punched with his left hand this time. Again for...
  14. Book

    Open Social [Tanaab] Ape Shtick

    Gorilla grunt, Book said. Leader would know. Weak things every where wouldn't. How would they? Book smarter and better than them. Silly non-books. Drink came. Book drank. Drink burned, drink gross, but drink make Book feel good. Excited gorilla grunt, she said, slamming his large, heavy fist...
  15. Book

    Open Invasion [Korda Six] Guerilla or Go Home

    Book follow leader. Leader good ape. Nice face. Great hair. Egglant war paint. Book was book, not smart, only smash. He held two DC-15A blassers. Big boom. Many pew. He saw movie of jungle gun-man. They stalk and hunt little man, puny man. Good movie. Many smash. Gorilla grunt, he said...
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