"Can't give you water son," The bartender said, setting down a cup with a dark liquid in it. "But this is non-alcoholic if your looking for something to hydrate yourself."
"By the stars do you hear yourself?" The bartender asked.
"Observation: Target is monologuing"
"Exactly," the bartender nodded. "How do I know your evil, you just monologued. More than proof enough. Now are you going to come peacefully or do we need to start firing?"