You’ve all seen the news, and we’re all screwed. I should know; I’ve spent enough of my life writing about it. We’ve got a war (maybe more than one, to be honest, I’ve stopped keeping track), a plague that still hasn’t actually gone away, and now to top it off, we’ve got bugs that are indoctrinating us all and collapsing the bacta sector.
I preferred it back in the good old days when it was just the media and the government that did the indoctrination.
Anyway. The one good bit of news from this little catastrophe seems to be that the various warring factions of the galaxy have briefly stopped murdering each other and instead decided to start murdering the Killiks - let’s just hope they all agree to keep working together when this is all over.
However, with the source of most of the galaxies bacta under threat, Corellia's potential about to implode (and yes, I am being literal), and the ongoing problems around the fact the Jedi and Sith seem incapable of existing at the same time without wanting to murder each other, my prediction would be that everything is about to get a hell of a lot worse.
Maybe the Killik don’t have it so bad?
Everyone seems to get along OK, sure, they have a bit of an obsession with offering you weird drinks and saying creepy stuff like ‘Join Us’ on loop, but apart from that, maybe they’re onto something?
I’ll make sure to ask them the pros and cons of joining when they’re kicking down the Herald's door should their invasions find root elsewhere.
I wonder if they have dental?
Either way, the future looks terrible; either we all join the Killik, get AMS, run out of medicine, or get firebombed by the Sith or 'accidentally' firebombed by the Jedi.
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