Premature death of Chancellor Ro leaves several possible candidates to his harem in despair
Hello, my darlings! Today I bring terrible news for the entire Galaxy. Chancellor Emil Ro, the new Palpatine and most promiscuous sentient being that ever lived, was found dead in his penthouse at the 500 Republica. According to the police, he was assassinated. This revelation caused widespread panic across the New Republic.
While the assassin remains unknown, many individuals already speculate who could have done it. Among the citizens that we interviewed, three names appear as the most probable candidates: Senator Jin Vaisra, Grandmaster Alexandria Voran and the young mysterious Firrerreo. Those that believe that it was the Fondorian prince, justify it by saying that the Senator killed the Chancellor due to jealousy, after he was excluded from the harem.
However, the people that believe that the assassin was the Jedi Master, defend their point of view by saying that she did it after their relationship came to an end after the two were discovered having a telepathic affair in the middle of the Senate Session. She couldn’t tolerate the breakout and killed him.
The third theory that is circulating among the citizens of the Republic is that the assassin was the Young Mysterious Firrerreo. Rumors say that his relationship with Emil came to an end after a failed attempt by the Firrerreo to convince President Thorne to join the harem. It seems that young Firrerreo couldn’t tolerate living without his man and in a moment of rage, killed him.
While all of it is only speculation, it’s true that the New Republic lost its Chancellor. Recently, a group of admirers of the Chancellor created a forum on the Holonet called "Emil’ Harem". They had the objective of professing their love for Ro, this way hoping to one day be called to be part of his real harem. With his death, they are completely lost. They are traveling to the Senate Plaza on Coruscant, where they plan to do an act in honor of Emil.
In other news, next week the holobook “Emil Ro: Master or Moron?” is going to be published. The newest biography written by me, Lîsabé Hanivel! There we are going to explore the deepest and most dirty secrets that Ro had, such as his lies about being a descendant of Marchion Ro and the constant orgies that he participated in the brothels of Balmorra during his years as Senator. It also contains a deep investigation about the Chancellor psyché, where we can understand why he was so easily manipulated by his lovers. Don’t miss it!
Hello, my darlings! Today I bring terrible news for the entire Galaxy. Chancellor Emil Ro, the new Palpatine and most promiscuous sentient being that ever lived, was found dead in his penthouse at the 500 Republica. According to the police, he was assassinated. This revelation caused widespread panic across the New Republic.
While the assassin remains unknown, many individuals already speculate who could have done it. Among the citizens that we interviewed, three names appear as the most probable candidates: Senator Jin Vaisra, Grandmaster Alexandria Voran and the young mysterious Firrerreo. Those that believe that it was the Fondorian prince, justify it by saying that the Senator killed the Chancellor due to jealousy, after he was excluded from the harem.
However, the people that believe that the assassin was the Jedi Master, defend their point of view by saying that she did it after their relationship came to an end after the two were discovered having a telepathic affair in the middle of the Senate Session. She couldn’t tolerate the breakout and killed him.
The third theory that is circulating among the citizens of the Republic is that the assassin was the Young Mysterious Firrerreo. Rumors say that his relationship with Emil came to an end after a failed attempt by the Firrerreo to convince President Thorne to join the harem. It seems that young Firrerreo couldn’t tolerate living without his man and in a moment of rage, killed him.
While all of it is only speculation, it’s true that the New Republic lost its Chancellor. Recently, a group of admirers of the Chancellor created a forum on the Holonet called "Emil’ Harem". They had the objective of professing their love for Ro, this way hoping to one day be called to be part of his real harem. With his death, they are completely lost. They are traveling to the Senate Plaza on Coruscant, where they plan to do an act in honor of Emil.
In other news, next week the holobook “Emil Ro: Master or Moron?” is going to be published. The newest biography written by me, Lîsabé Hanivel! There we are going to explore the deepest and most dirty secrets that Ro had, such as his lies about being a descendant of Marchion Ro and the constant orgies that he participated in the brothels of Balmorra during his years as Senator. It also contains a deep investigation about the Chancellor psyché, where we can understand why he was so easily manipulated by his lovers. Don’t miss it!