Tabloid New Cantina Serves Drink Inspired by Emil’s harem

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New Cantina Serves Drink Inspired by Emil’s harem​


Hello, darlings! I'm back with the best news of the Galaxy! Today we are going to talk about the most commented event of the Corporate Sector, the grand opening of the Cantina Viktorious Vixen on the planet of Tirsa.

The cantina is a small, but charming establishment. It has an exotic drink menu, which was totally planned by the owner of the place, Nyx Vika. She was also responsible for naming each one of the beverages served at the place.

Even with the cantina still being a new establishment, it's already attracting several sentient beings. All of them are interested in the drinks served there. And the one that is unanimously considered the best of them all is called Emil’s harem.

Yes, my friends. The name of the libidinous Chancellor of the New Republic is forever immortalized as a drink. One that is very delicious!

The drink is a frozen banana that one had to suck before getting to the coconut milk concoction below it. By rulers of the house, no hands are allowed! We interviewed several sentients that visited the place and consumed the drink, and all of them said that while they sucked the large and rigid bananas of Emil’s harem, they felt a wonderful explosion of sweet flavor on their mouths.

We also discovered that a very familiar Firrerreo visited the cantina during its opening. We can't say if he was the same Firrerreo that is the long time lover of Chancellor Ro, but some witnesses believe that indeed was him. Perhaps he went to see if the Emil's Harem drink is really pleasurable like the one that he is part of!

Some also believe that Grandmaster Alexandria Voran will visit the place soon. Now that she was banished from Emil’s true harem, she will need to drown her sorrows with the frozen bananas of the fake one!

Thank you, @llamallove, for the wonderful header!
 

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