Independent Mutty

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Mutty

AGE

► 3​
SPECIES
► Mynock​
LENGTH
► 6'​
WEIGHT
►130 lbs​
EYE COLOR
► Black​
HOMEWORLD
► Ord Mynock​
SEX
► Male​
FACTION
► Independent​
FORCE SENSITIVITY
► No​



BIOGRAPHY

Mutty was born on Ord Mynock but he can't remember much about his life there. In fact, he can't remember what he had for breakfast today or if his parents treated him well or how many Mynocks it takes to screw in a light bulb. How many Mynocks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None because you want to keep them away from the light bulb!

Such jokes are lost on Mutty as with many other things in life. He may be a sentient life form but he is not exactly intelligent. This bat-like creature is more concerned with flying around everywhere sucking juice out of starships and munching on cables and stuff. Sometimes he does it with his gang, the Rockers (???), but other times he'll fly solo (pun intended) and just tear stuff up because why not. He is, after all, a Mynock so Mynock on am I right?

Lately though Mutty's been pretty interested in any starship that lands on this one asteroid called absolutely nothing because it's just a stupid asteroid floating beside many other asteroids in an unknown asteroid belt because Mutty isn't smart enough to comprehend the names of basically anything that has a name including one idiot Mynock. On that note, there's really no telling how this Mynock ever got its own name. Who named Mutty "Mutty"? Was it his parents? Nope 'cause they're dumb deadbeats just like their son. Hmm, so, maybe he was captured and experimented on and the mad scientist gave him a name and did other things to Mutty that led to some elevated intelligence?

...DUN DUN DUNNNN

Personality
Mutty likes to chew cables until little metal pieces get stuck in his teeth and he flosses them out with the aid of his trusty tail. It's...complicated. As a Mynock, Mutty is cursed with terrible charisma, more likely to lead his gang into a window than through the sky. Despite his failures, he strives for success even though his efforts are met with little thanks and he just ends up irritating those strange creatures recoiling from him behind their windshield things.

Mutty is also a bit of a coward. He was once happily flying through Mos Icequeen on Tattooteen or whatever that one place is called when he spotted some fellow Mynocks being cooked into stew. Ever since that ordeal he tends to fly in circles when particularly terrified and will tire himself out in moments so it might be best to wait till he drops like a sack of potatoes before trying to shoot him down good golly molly you monster!

If he could then Mutty would shake hands with every Jedi ever for naming Soresu after his very own species as that's something to boast about it really is so thanks Jedi you rock the Mynock.

Appearance
Mutty is a Mynock. That...that's what he is... Just look at his pic as it's rather self-explanatory (ignore the other guy; that's Putty, his best friend who died of lead poisoning).

K fine he's a weird annoying mutant-bat-thing with a miniature sarlacc pit for a mouth and his eyes remind the viewer of that one sloth from Ice Age. His skin is the color of vomit on a good day and he smells like an unwashed foot (we don't know why).



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