Mess in Space! Is the Zhan Consortium a Crime Syndicate or a Troop of Clowns?
Hello, darlings! I'm back with the best news of the Galaxy! As you must know, recently Kowark was attacked by a group of mercenaries. While nowadays invasions and planetary attacks are common, with the Sith doing it all the time, this one is worth being mentioned because the planet in question wasn’t a member of the Free Worlds Alliance. No, it was under the control of the Zann Consortium. This time the Alliance had some rest.
For those that don’t know, the Zann Consortium is a crime syndicate that recently emerged from the bowels of the underworld of crime. It appeared at the news recently when it was discovered that its leader, Grace Zann, bought several ships from the Kuat Driveyards through the mediation of the planet’s senator.
While we would expect that this Syndicate would be dangerous for the security of the Galaxy, with them even being considered by some as the next Hutt Empire, the events at the Battle of Kowark shows that we have nothing to fear!
Through anonymous sources, we received a recording of the battle. In it, we can see how one of the Zann Consortium’s corvette fired upon itself! Yes, my dears, the ship went down due to its own crew! It looks like a type of joke that came out of one of these comedy holomovies about war, but it’s the pure truth!
After this recording appeared on the Holonet, several comments joking about the Zann Consortium surfaced in the Switter. The name Clown Consortium was trending in first place yesterday. We believed that after the Battle of Kowark, that Grace Zann should change from crime to circus, because the clowns she already have!