HoloNet News Introducing the Smart Ship Suite!

Newton

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An advertisement brought to you on people's television screens, in adds on holonet videos, and more! Brought to you by Blackwell Technologies! The Galaxy's Premier Company!

Newton Arden would then appear in the cockpit of his luxury yacht, it pays to be a high level corporate executive. "Hello there, it's me, Newton Arden, CEO at Blackwell Technologies. I bring to you, the Smart Ship AI Suite; the 'S3', the pinnacle of ship AI technology! What does it do? It can do almost anything. Here is how it works." Newton would smile. "Do you have a big ship but not enough people? Well, the S3 can replace half of them!" the camera would shift to a fully functionally, yet yacht devoid of anyone else but him, but running perfectly.

"Do you want to listen to music while you travel the stars?" Newton would look towards his console "S3, play some music" "OK" the AI would responded with it's smooth female voice. Then after that, some futuristic dance music would play.

"Is it just you against the vastness of space, never fear! As S3 will be your companion unconditionally. "S3, tell me a joke" "OK. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?" Beat "Lukewarm".

Cut to the next scene. "Need someone to give you a hand for starship piloting but don't want to learn droidspeak? S3, chart a course to lightspeed""OK" she responded again. Newton would then wink and smirk at the camera as blue streaks appear through the viewport and the ship would zip off to light speed.




The next scene would be a bit of a whiplash and would feature a different scene. The camera has view of a freighter that's being attacked by three starfighters. The freighter is having a hard time evading and thus taking damage. On the communications, one of the bandits would be telling the pilot which is audiable by the viewers of this commercial "Give us your cargo or DIE!" Newton would then narrate over the scene. "Little do these fools know this guy has one trick up his sleeve"

"S3, get these boogies off my tail" "OK" With that, the freighter's turret would instantly come to life, and then one by one it would fire it's laser cannons, destroying those pirate starfighters one by one. On the radio the pirates would scream in agony as they die. With the coast clear the pilot would then look at the camera "Thanks S3!"



Newton would then narrate the ending of the commercial as the brave freighter pilot zips away off-screen home free. "There are more features. But three times the features are also available with a S3+ subscription! Subscribe now with 20 credits a month!"


"The S3! Now available that Blackwell Technologies stores, you can also order at our holonet site, and at a variety of our kiosks galaxy wide." With that, the commercial would proceed to wrap up. There would be a large sum displayed on the screen, that is the price of the bleeding edge technology. There would also be fine print that also says `Installation fees also apply`. Then text at the bottom would also give some warnings that a magnifying glass would be needed to see it in full.


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