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I'm sorry that they can't be paid to screw people over.
No, I'm not.
I'm ready to celebrate, but I know that somehow the fun is about to be ruined.
February 2015: FCC passes Net Neutrality
May 2015: After three months of skyrocketing internet prices, people start to complain
July 2015: FCC, chaired by an entirely new staff, revokes Net Neutrality
August 2015: Internet rates don't change, wireless companies continue to rake in dough
January 2016: The entire state of Washington has become de-populaced in a mass exodus away from tyrannical IP abuse
April 2016: North Korea realizes the US Navy forgot to move their warships from Washington after the Exodus, and a NK strike team takes control of the vessels. Nuclear war commences.