Tabloid Confirmed: Consul of Onderon Struggles with Drug Addiction

Elora Trevino

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"Elora Trevino here with the Hyperlane Herald, and welcome back to this special edition of Celebrity Catch," the Pantoran smiled at the camera, crossing her legs. "Unfortunately, Aveda Jusuzi will not be coming back from her vacation. It turns out she wasn't on vacation at all. The lucky son of a bantha contracted AMS and is considered missing on the lower levels of Taris." What Elora wouldn't give to escape this nightmare. Once upon a time, she'd dreamed of becoming a real reporter, but perhaps those days were gone.

"A celebrity isn't the topic of discussion this evening," she continued, "But instead a member of the Galactic Senate, the Consul of Onderon. Don't turn that dial though because I can assure you that unlike meetings of the Galactic Senate, this story is far from boring. Scuttlebutt regarding the Consul of Onderon has never been in short supply, and the Zeltron has often been front and center in tabloids and gossip columns, but this new story might just take the cake. In a recent Sweet, the Consul confirmed that he has—you guessed it! A drug addiction!"

The Pantoran shook her head. "Like the rest of the galaxy, we here at the Hyperlane Herald are baffled as to his motives. It's political suicide to make a secret drug addiction public knowledge, and we'll be interested to see how this will effect the Consul come reelection time. We have reached out to the Consul's personal assistant and the Princess of Onderon, but both parties declined to comment at this time. We ask you, citizens of Onderon, is your Consul using your hard earned credits to fund a crippling drug addiction? We'll be right back after this commercial break."


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