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Woman she was already dating? Was that a come on? Could have just been a statement of fact. Natalie pondered this, of course, because up until this point the only ones to actually stump her had been chiseled jawline dudes that spent every waking moment in the gym. Now her was this gloved, scar...

Mallory was too right. Succulents were supposed to be easy plants. You buy one, forget it exists until you need a friend that doesn’t have opinions, and then you talk to it like it’ll save you from an existential crisis. What did Natalie’s succulent do? Die because it couldn’t handle the soil...

At first no one moved a muscle to her questions. Then the head doctor came over and started explaining the situation. Corruption, economy, rebels not liking the man. Classic indeed. Still, she had some choice words for both party’s leadership. People were dying over economy; one would thing a...

Natalie ignored his brushing up against her arm. Kid was nervous, anxious, maybe peeing his pants a little. Who knew? Wasn’t really her concern at the moment. The glowing eyes the foreshadowed a boss fight, now that had her concern. Outwardly she was a smug, short woman with a shit-eating grin...

Now that she thought about it, it did sound like a weird movie. Wonder if that’s why they named themselves what they did. What even was a Xiandel any way? Or who? Since there’s a dawn did that mean there was also a dusk? So many questions, so little time. Natalie, the scholar, would have to wait...

“Yeah, easier to crash a party than it is to set one up as a Jedi,” Natalie said. She watched Mallory eat, and noticed that she kept looking over toward a building. What that building was? Well, didn’t matter to Natalie, really. It wasn’t particularly a building one would bring home to mom or...

"Why not both? 'Natalie you're so amazing!' Compliment and fact." Natalie tapped the side of her head. Why stop at amazing though? There was adorable, awesome, coo- not the time Natalie. Right, save that for the morning mirror talks. Morning Natalie could always use a good pep talk. Curse her...

New skills were always a great thing to learn about for Natalie. Bilbringi happened to be the home for the last two. Her first visit to the planet, she got to play the part of innocent, worried girlfriend. An award winning performance if she did say so herself. Tricked the pirates into giving up...

"Likewiiiiiiiiiiiise..." Natalie trailed off as the woman mentioned being trusting and tampering with food. Even the assurance that it wasn't tampered with still didn't stop Natalie was solemnly looking down at the delicious cheesy-meat-pie like it had betrayed her. No, the pie was sacred, and...

Every time Natalie thought the galaxy was becoming calmer and more peaceful, some planet had to ruin it. This time was Adumar, which apparently was a planet of people that really loved duels. Just getting off of her ship, Natalie had inadvertently insulted a man and then had to knock his lights...

"Nope!" Natalie shook her head and shrugged. She turned toward the central road and began walking. At the end of the road would be the military cordon of the weapons factory. The military would stay outside while the two Jedi would make their way in. Maybe the shooting and stabbing would...

And we are just going to never speak of what Natalie's writer made them do ever again! Yup, that's what was going to happen. Gonna forget all about it. Just like Molly. Fucking Molly. Now Natalie was remembering Molly. Great. The only saving grace, was that the musician got a kick out of it...

Food. That’s what brought her back here. Cheesy. Meat. Pies. If one could say those three words without salivating, one was stronger than Natalie. Natalie had first come to this planet on the whims of Vanya, now she was her for the pies. She’d met the pie once, on the desk of the man they were...

The way Ava ate was almost exactly like Natalie, though Natalie liked to savor some flavors a bit more. Don't get her wrong, Natalie could absolutely demolish some foods. Put a plate of noodles or meat in front of her and it'll be gone in seconds if she's hungry enough. She always liked to take...

It was perfect. An initiate turned impromptu padawan that did everything she said and with a smile, that impromptu padawan picking a stick that was still attached to the tree, and that tree giving the padawan a switch "fuck you, homie" for stealing the branch. It was everything Natalie could...

Natalie moved behind Beef-Jerky, because that was the best place to watch over him. Now one might think this was a good idea, but Natalie could assure everyone who thought that, that it was in fact a mistake. The man's smock was already torn and battered, and he seemed to want to tear more from...

Natalie was certainly no stranger to gross things. She wasn’t even a stranger to a good, gross, brawl. Lightsaber still ignited at her side but at the ready, she was thoroughly entertained by the spectacle in front of her. Of course, she was still ready to jump in if the kid needed her. Looked...

No extended warranty knowledge, good. That means one enemy was defeated today already. The damned faceless, galactic-marketers. Want to relax and have a nice, quiet time? Too bad, time to talk on the comlink about warranties and loans! Sometimes Natalie thought the assholes that worked them were...

The way the kid just threw that “my parents said I was failure” comment made Natalie shake her head. There was a severe lack of self-confidence in the kid. She could sense his fluctuating emotions, and how he brightened up when she had told him that he did good. Oh my Quigon, was she adopting a...

The mention of her name spun Natalie around to be met with a dark robed woman with a lightsaber. On one hand, the dark robes and lightsaber was cause for a tiny bit of concern. On the other, however, and hear Natalie out here… food. Instead of fussing over a potential attacker, Natalie took...