Like it or not, there was one major issue with being an edgy force wielder.
Being edgy took its sweet time.
However, being a constant disappointment to your parents, (ex)-girlfriend and extended family, like Donny, took surprisingly little time at all. As such, when the force-user began to move...
Donny had approached the museam at some considerable speed, arriving at the main door shortly ahead of the 'Collector' and his motely crew of semi-melting wax figure look-a-likes. He caught the passing comment of the new arrival, some sort of force user - and suddenly it dawned on him.
Nobody...
"...like a Banthas." Donny concluded his tall tale, making what appeared to be a measurement of distance with his both his hands, and lavicious grin painted upon his face. He had been at this gambling den, on the lower east side of the Alderaanian capital for three days now, slowly burning his...
"We're gunna need to see your guns." a hefty looking doorbeing commanded, as Donny, resplendant in his most formal wear approached the venue. He was wearing a pair of sunglasses, which indirectly allowed him to see what sort of place this dig was. After all, it was dark outside, and nobody...
Endor was a strange place, quite unlike its more popular Forest Moon (also, confusingly known as 'Endor' to just about anyone who had a ship), it was a gas giant, and noteably lacking in any sort of dense foliage and small bear-like natives that one came to associate with the name. For Donny...
"Do you enjoy your job?" a desperate Donny asked, as he managed to unembed his face from the Gamorrean officers meaty, and suprisingly clean, arm.
"What'yoo mean?" the beastly bruiser boomed.
"As in, do you find it fulfilling?"
"Well. I dunno. I like bits of it yeah."
"Well, what bits?"...
Ships these days often found themselves described as ‘hardy’, ‘noble’ and even ‘stalwart’, by any one of the myriad marketing agencies the so-called ‘big three’ construction companies employed. The SS Cornucopia, had it been described by any such words, would have found itself sued for false...
"...the size of a Zarlaacs b..." the latter part of his sentance was cut off by racaous laughter from the motely collection of Beskad bearing Mandalorians that sat around his table, as Donny accompanied his phrases with suitably grotesque hand gestures. "So how'd you end up here?" the figure...
Stary Nights Cantina was one of the up-and-comers on the Coruscant social scene, the sort of place slick looking city-boys quafed drinks by the tray full, and waved their bonuses around as if trying to compensate for something. According to 'Corsucant: The place to be.', it had an 'Urban Chic'...