Lol. I think the most terrifying image right now is a bunch of beefy customs guards approaching you with sterile gloves and magnetic wands.
Do any of your characters have any hidden metallic objects on their person, bag, or crates? (I.E weaponry)
Ivar's Deucalian armor is inside one of the crates as per my first 1-2 posts buried under something no doubt :P.