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I'm the Rickest Rick, though, so there's that.

I think @Rick Sanchez will disagree with that lol

He's an alternate version of me that isn't nearly as Rick.

Real fake doors.

Well, "Rickest Rick"--ugh--at least I still drink, and you can't have the Rickest Rick not drinking to drown out his sorrows over his most likely--ugh--dead wife.

I have a drunk character who drinks all the time, checkmate lesser Rick

I will have a character who uses a self-replenishing chemical to stay drunk consistently (maybe). Checkmate, sheep Rick.