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Are you sure? I sell help in a variety of forms. Single help, double help, triple help, the quadfecta help special, help help, help on help, help in help, fried help, boiled help, kelp help...

I need emotional help. Like how to be evil. And how to not make people laugh. I'm supposedly to scare, not entertain. :(

May I recommend throwing potatoes into crowded locations and shouting "Look out, it's gonna blow!"? Or you could just be the potato, roll into a crowd and scream "I'M A POTATOOOOOO!"

I feel like that won't make me look evil, but instead make me look cute and cuddly.

Alright alright. Just really creep on people with yo pink self. Like ya gonna keel dem BUT DON DO ET, dats bad u end up in prizon 4 lung tiem liek potato

@Valen Pelora cause he's a hippie Jeedai...heh heh heh.

@Kibbles *sniffle* But I'm supposed to be evil..

OK OK I GOT THIS...You just...Bee......Evil1!!11!!! "RAWR XD" YOu know, like that

But that's not how evil works..
'XD' is happy and I'm not supposed to be happy, I'm supposed to be scary.

"RAWR >:D" You are evil-happy then!

But that's not how evil works..
I deem you..
FIRED. Let me cry alone in peace..*sniffle*

;( Sadface...

:'(

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You don't understand. It's not easy being mean. *Crying uncontrollably*

How dare you assume such a thing. I could build your trust over a near death mission then pop you in the back and take all the money without any remorse. Why? Because you took that one extra bullet.

Or I could take a bullet for you and then put you in my debt.

True. But would you really take a bullet for me? How do I know you didn't just shoot yourself in the leg and say you took it for me? You evil pink person.

But it's still taking a bullet. A slugthrower bullet. Which is worse.

So then you sympathize cause your civilized self despises slugthrowers.