Star Wars RolePlay

"The power of Satan compels you!" *crosses fingers*

No no, you're mistaken. You are a witch, which means we burn you.

I vote the water method. It's most effective, after all. If she floats, she's a witch and we burn her, if she drowns she's innocent and we all repent on Sunday.

Can we still burn her even if she doesn't float?

I'm a witch....tis because you fashioned a nose upon my face and I absently turned you into a newt declares me a witch? Ok the latter I'm guilty...but I still can't float with stones on my feet.....can you?

Figurative stones sure, actual stones...to be decided

If I'm to be drowned for my beliefs....may I cast the first stone upon your sins?

I started writing out this giant paragraph using "logic." But then I was like, naww. Let poetry reign.

Casting your stone will add to those already at my feet, but fret not for I am able to carry a heavy burden.

And shall your heavy burden allow you to walk the path down Via Dolorosa in complete abandonment of your sins knowing you died for a lost cause?