Star Wars RolePlay

Hey Breeso, did you watch the news today?

Croatia, Serbia and the Chech Republick announced they are going to rename their three states in an effort to unite the eastern EU countries and quell their growing nationalistic movements.

The final choices for the new names were Slovania, Slovekia and Sloveniakia.

According to Andrej Kiska the Prime minister of Slovenia, who brought up the idea in the first place, the sheer difficulty of telling the individual countries apart “will aid greatly in reconciling any and all divides that exist in the region”.

Bosnia Herzegovina already expressed a keen interest in the idea and seemed to be favoring the name Slovaniekia for themselves.

Other naming ideas so far include names like Slovinia, Slovonia, Slovunia, Slovikia, Slovokia and Slovukia.

Future plans apparently also exist. As phrased by Miro Cerar the President of Slovakia, the ideas is to simply “rename the whole region Slovia and be done with it.”

@Nor'baal @Outlander @Prudence am I allowed to unleash my anger upon this pitiful fool?

It's tough love :P