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Wait, Breeso, you're a parent? (Or am I misinterpreting the "single mom" part)

Yeah, I have one ugly child that likes noodles and lives in Egland

*Eggland, not England

Omg I thought this was a "I am your father" moment xD

Until you said Eggland not England

Eggland and England is the same thing so you were not wronh

We're not eggland. If anything we're biscuitland

No you're scrubland

Remind me who conquered pretty much a quarter of the world

Remind me who lost an empire to tea taxes

Is it true Slovakia has only bee around for 23 years

Is it true that your queen feeds off the life energy of first-born children to stay alive

wait, so my life energy is being eaten by my country's 90 year old ruler? dammit

I think that's Slovakia ... might be confusing the two ... heard that's not uncomon though ...

Of course I meant Slovenia ... see hiw easy it is to jumble those up ?

Slovenia Slovakia, potayto potahto ...

When I was younger I too got confused between Slovenia and Slovakia. But who does say potahto?

People that say tomahto ... I guess ... even their flags are the same ... I mean come on ... at least get a little bit creative ... especially with names like that ...

I say tomahto but I say potayto