Star Wars RolePlay

Take her to a strip club, its a deal sealer.

Anything spontaneous is nice, I promise. A walk after a movie is actually fine, honestly, but even something as simple as walking to an ice cream place! I love that.

Punch her in the jaw to show you've got good boxing skills. Then inform her of the dangers in ever letting her guard down. Punch her again in the gut to emphasize this.

Then rip off the head of her last crush to prove that you are the alpha male. That really seals the deal.

Don't forget to brand her.

You're all idiots. Don't forget to shatter her ashes to the wind.

It depends on where you live but a museum and art gallery binge is pretty fun. I live near Boise, Idaho and I mapped out all of the art galleries and museums that were open and visited them in one day. Me and my lady grabbed lunch halfway through the adventure at a hipster sandwich shop with homemade sodas.

Combine my idea with some of the more violent ones on here and you'll be golden.

Do some roleplaying with her

Zoo!

Dance to old music playing on an old fashioned, slightly staticky radio.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd I love you all.

After reading through all of this I came to a conclusion.

Why not do everything??????

Work on your punch technique.

And look up some nice recipes for human.

Make sure you do all these in chronological order. Yes, that means scatter her ashes into the wind before going to the zoo or dancing.

But....how, you must teach me....my master.................plz.

Only you can learn why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

SPOILER ALERT: the secret ingredient is dead parents.

:o

That got dark.

So after using this advice, I want to personally think you all. The date went splendidly well.