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His opponent was a Trandoshan. No problem! Splort had often fought with Trandoshans. Big lizards, he liked to call them. Though they call me big pig sometimes. That was mean, he thought, but whatever, maybe it was fair, to exchange hate names, or something, maybe, perhaps, maybe, exchanging...

The cell was quiet. Like last night and the night before. Within the cell and the hell that preceded it. When they had taken him way back when. Bereft of parents, they would never hear his voice as far as he could remember, there upon that forsaken asteroid. The babe that became a slave. There...

Fortunately for Splort, he didn’t give a shit about Darth Raze or his teleporting capabilities, because all that mattered to him was Gamor and #TheBoars. If his WAAAAAGGHHHing drew the attention of his enemy then all the better! NPCs were felled around him by other NPCs, as NPCs around him...

As blaster bolts came back at him, Splort dove away, squealing, as the E-Web emplacement exploded behind him, having missed him. For the best, in the end, since it was about time to cross the bridge from the cover of the starport and its structures and give them stinking Imps a what’s-for...

“PAH!” Splort spat. Puny Humiez! And what looked like an Ortolan from this distance and space elves and whatever else. Raining shells into the environment, but the Gamorreans would be raising hell. As the two sides stared each other down across the bridge, da Orkz—er the Gamorreans—continued to...

Splort grinned as he gazed down the barrel of his cannon as his opponents, snorting to himself. “Kek! Stewpid Imps! Gammiez woz made fer fightin’ ‘n’ killin’! Yoo woz made fer...fer bein' fought 'n' killed!” They’d be pissing their pants and panties soon enough. Gimme that rush of blood...

Splort was of course most satisfied to be working alongside his Gamorrean allies for the glory of Gamorr. Also our Hutt masters! GURKA GURR! “GURKA GURR!” He roared, raising his arms high to the sky. Gamorrean terms? Potentially just words for Splort? This invasion of the planet Mygeeto began...