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Magnum, however, had been lounging near the pool. The interns would be waving palm trees over him to both shield him from the sun as well as fan him. In his hands was perhaps the largest margarita ever to be made. It was hard work after all, being an announcer. But the contestants had finally...

Once all the votes were cast, and Todd had them tucked into the waistband of his tribal wear, the scrawny lad would cross the makeshift steps to Rich's throne. The aide would then remove each vote, one at a time, whispering the results into the ear of the nodding Magnum. After some moments, Rich...

As the contestants worked their way out to the pool, RIch would gaze at each one, silently judging them. He looked far more imperious on his throne then normal, and gone were the grins and the smirks. This was a serious part of the show. "Contestants." he would say with a stern tone. "Find your...

The contestants would be ushered out to the pool, a row of tiki torches with their names engraved on them, as well as assigned seating in some plush chairs. The Overlord of the show, Rich Magnum sat atop his he even more plush throne, separated from the contestants by the torches. "Contestants...

Rich would let the gathered eat, mingle, digest, whatever. He wasn't too concerned. He had his drink. However, after an hour or two, he would try to get the contestants attention. "Alrighty folks.. You have a half hour to get ready and then you're going to meet me out by the pool. It's time to...

After the morning Confessionals, each of the contestants would have their chance to go about their daily routines, all recorded of course. Then they would be treated to a breakfast crafted by the top chef of New Alderaan Rordan Gamsey. Once the contestants were gathered for breakfast, Rich...

Like some of the audience, Magnum would laugh and cheer for the answer before leaning forward, that devilish grin plastered on his face. " Kaa toupee mi uba tee dotke bu ata bo coo hatkocanh pim nallya da heee dah bu cohou." ((Something tells me you are not the only one who would answer that...

Rich would walk through the scene of deranged madness. Boy, he wondered why anyone drank Jazz's after seeing others run away or vomit, and well, they weren't going to force them to drink it. Subtle side-step here, twirling spin there, Magnum had made it through the pukey carnage unscathed...

RIch would nod his hand as the rap star spoke, clearly the language barrier would be hard for the real answers to come out. But, one thing was clear: the rapper did it for the fans. "Ahu, hee bu nankica doth mee nem bonsa. Da charra mon, doth lhoie bai bu bmapkonka." ("Alright, so the fans are...

"Oh I would absolutely -love- if you ran that competition that way. After all, I have been saying this so many times today that I feel like a ridiculously attractive broken record: We are here to make dreams come true." he would say with his grin before draining his glass. It would be a lie to...

Rich would hit her with a devilish grin as she refused to share a single spicy secret. But she would at least share a story. "It's the tease in you that makes you a -real- contender Thai." He would lean back as she jumped into her story. There was an amused look on his face as he knew exactly...

Rich would smirk, running one hand through his hair "Well, I guess both of those are good for me." he fired back a wink. "Now if you win, that is awfully generous. Is it gonna be picked at random? Or are you going to personally vette through every story? Get their dreams, aspirations, and...

Of all the answers he was expecting, this did not make the list. 'I dunno'. And that would elicit a genuine laugh from the host. He would slap his thigh. "Now -that's- comedy!" He would continue to laugh, boy was he double cheeked up on thursday night. "Okay, so you're out there, and I'm sure it...

Magnum himself, would throw up a pair of peace signs to the cameras, followed by a shift to the finger guns and a wink to the audience, before shooting Klepti with the segue question. "Taneee ji muna wa bkaua cuee ai bo da baah bu ji muna saptkhe bata ree bu nankica. Hee uba doth wata, che...

Rich smirked at Taeo after he took the drink from Todd. "If ya like Todd, he gets off at eight." the host would say with a wink. Rich Magnum, the P.I himself, was first and foremost a man of love. And he would always try to bring that together. At Laeo's playful tease, Rich sat back with a...