View Full Version : If the SWRP was a giant family...
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:00 AM
Rules:: Just simply post something about SWRP or a member and say how they are part of a family.
Example::
...Bob would be our uncle that no one knows how he's related.
...Billy would be our greatgreat grandad
Now to start:
...All the unregistered members would be our third cousins four times removed.
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:02 AM
Susan would be our halfsister who we've know forever and will never ever forget.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:03 AM
I'd be the pessemistic insane one.
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:06 AM
And Jen would be the cousin who didn't use to be serious but as soon as she went to high school, decided that she missed all of the sevies at her middle school. :18:
Byakuya
09-08-2006, 12:06 AM
I'd be the guy you aren't quite sure how you're related to, but you know I am, and you never remember. 'That guy' at family reunions.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:07 AM
I would be the youngest and smart one :9:
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:12 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 7 2006, 05:07 PM) 110303</div>
I would be the youngest and smart one :9:
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Yeah, you'd be the newborn baby who forgot all of his calcius notes inside his mommy! :9:
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:12 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 7 2006, 08:07 PM) 110303</div>
I would be the youngest[/b]Only truth.^
Darman
09-08-2006, 12:14 AM
I'd be the one who was scared of Kurt...joke... :9:
Jorax
09-08-2006, 12:14 AM
I would be the one of those older cousins who's in college and loves to get away from school for family reunions.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:15 AM
Im so young, I don't have calcuis! Damn! lol
I soooo won!
I would be the crazy, phychotic, disgusting, lazy, slob like cousin who everyone would want to just shoot.
Scurge
09-08-2006, 12:17 AM
Idk what I would be.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:18 AM
/me shoots
Bang bang your dead.
Sin would be the ass punching walls and eating us!
I'd be the drunk father who beats his childrens with various blunt objects.
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:19 AM
I would be the one that cries becuase i can't see any of my friends this year. Ialso would be that sister that hangs out with all of her younger siblings and relitives.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:19 AM
lmao, yours is better than the one i posted bout you.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:20 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 7 2006, 08:18 PM) 110320</div>
/me shoots
Bang bang your dead.
Sin would be the ass punching walls and eating us!
[/b]You'd be the youngin' who sits at the kiddy table while the adults (us), eat at the big table.
You'd also be the child someone forgot in the supermarket. Oops!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 7 2006, 08:19 PM) 110323</div>
lmao, yours is better than the one i posted bout you.
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I'd cut you.
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:21 AM
Kurt would be the older brother who is an asshole to his parents :9:
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:23 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Sep 7 2006, 08:21 PM) 110327</div>
Kurt would be the older brother who is an asshole to his parents :9:
[/b]My parents don't even know the meaning of "asshole".
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nefarius @ Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM) 110321</div>
I'd be the drunk father who beats his childrens with various blunt objects.
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Amen.
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:25 AM
Jetz would be our mother.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:26 AM
Who's Jetz?
Bac would be the Wise Old Grandfather of the family.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:28 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mulluns the Director @ Sep 7 2006, 08:26 PM) 110333</div>
Bac would be the Wise Old Grandfather of the family.
[/b]Theres not a single person on this site who would get that title.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 7 2006, 08:19 PM) 110323</div>
lmao, yours is better than the one i posted bout you.
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Nice sig.
Wtf? Can that thng get any fawking bigger!?
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:30 AM
And Sin would be the one everyone suspects when a baby cousin has gone missing on Thanksgiving :18:
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:34 AM
And susan can be the one that all the gossip is about. "did you here that susan is pregant and doesn't know which one of her husband is the father?" for example.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:36 AM
LMFAO about my sig
some dumbass linked ALL of these ones together.....i tried to get the Futurama and family guy one, then bam i have porn ones and stuff in my sig.....dumbass.....
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:36 AM
And Jen would be known as a slut because she's bringing a boyfriend to every reunion and ends up hooking up with a cousin's boyfriend by dinner. :18:
Matt would be the drunk redneck of the family who lived next door and always made fun of someone whenever they walk by his house.
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:38 AM
and susan would be the one who knows all of this becuase she goes out with every guys even before i'm done with them... more gossip there
Jace Arcage
09-08-2006, 12:39 AM
Damien would be the suspicious little kid you always see hanging around the keg.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:39 AM
Adena would be the one making up people "coming" to the family reuniun :9:
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:40 AM
And Aaron would be the one late to every reunion because he "forgot" and strangely enough, Susan would be late too!
And Jen ends up having threesomes with her cousins :18:
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:41 AM
Then Dex would go and yell Warm and Toasty in everyones face
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:41 AM
susan's the one who would get so drunk that she would be part of those threesomes that supposdly happen.
((I declare war susan))
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:43 AM
Jen would bring a carboard life sized poster thing of Will Turner to the reunions and dinners
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:44 AM
Yeah, but Susan happens to get drunk off of apple juice and is more likely to lock herself in a closet than get into a threesome.
And Drago would be the crazy uncle who was EVERYWHERE in the world and who all the kids liked the most cause he was insane. :18:
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:44 AM
yep yep yep if i had money i would buy one i saw one for $24
and susan would also hang out with the little kids selling drugs to them.
Kurt would be the wise, but annoying Indian Chief jerk who lives in the backyard.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:45 AM
Like me? No, I hate!! :9:
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kurt would be the annoying little kid that keeps asking his parents to watch him whenever he's about to do some shitty trick.
IE: The Craaazai Adventure thread.
Oh, and I'm not saying it's shitty.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:47 AM
I would be the one going around yelling Enmity to the resssscueeeeee!!!!!
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:48 AM
I would be the one crying in the corner while studying for my next exam.
Nihilus
09-08-2006, 12:48 AM
I would also cry in the corner about a dead fish :9:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nima/Abeni @ Sep 7 2006, 08:48 PM) 110356</div>
I would be the one crying in the corner while studying for my next exam.
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lol
Sin would be the Phychopathic killer of the family, always running from the police and living in our basement and thretens to kill us and feed us to his hounds if we ever turn him in......Yeah....
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:51 AM
and you'd be the one surrond by grandchildreen telling them stories about everybodies past.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:52 AM
Sin, are you saying you don't like the craaazy adventure thread? You have to be one cold hearted S.O.B. not to laugh reading it.
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:52 AM
Jen would be humping a lifesize inflatible Hayden Christensen and have a cardboard Orlando Bloom on top. :9:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mulluns the Director @ Sep 7 2006, 08:49 PM) 110360</div>
Sin would be the Phychopathic killer of the family, always running from the police and living in our basement and thretens to kill us and feed us to his hounds if we ever turn him in......Yeah....
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Cool, I get to have hounds.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 7 2006, 08:52 PM) 110362</div>
Sin, are you saying you don't like the craaazy adventure thread? You have to be one cold hearted S.O.B. not to laugh reading it.
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I didn't read it.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:53 AM
You SHOULD read it damnit, EVERYONE should read it, lol.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Sep 7 2006, 05:52 PM) 110363</div>
Jen would be humping a lifesize inflatible Hayden Christensen and have a cardboard Orlando Bloom on top. :9:
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http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/mellow.gif...................... :18:
jedigirl444
09-08-2006, 12:56 AM
Susan would be the one who is always late and then is "mysteriously" pregnant
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nima/Abeni @ Sep 7 2006, 08:56 PM) 110367</div>
Susan would be the one who is always late and then is "mysteriously" pregnant
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LOL aaron.
Amirite?
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 12:58 AM
Yup, Aaron. :18:
Yorick
09-08-2006, 12:58 AM
It's like a Susan take Nima thread, except all their insults suck, lol.
Jace Arcage
09-08-2006, 01:03 AM
The Agriculturist would be the one who smoked a cigarette in the back of the crowd and discussed the meaning of life with those near him.
Astra de Aurora
09-08-2006, 01:12 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 7 2006, 05:58 PM) 110371</div>
It's like a Susan take Nima thread, except all their insults suck, lol.
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Well, you should have seen her and the Spaz. :18:
Yorick
09-08-2006, 01:12 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Sep 7 2006, 09:12 PM) 110378</div>
Well, you should have seen her and the Spaz. :18:
[/b]Do I want to?
Sir Dakar
09-08-2006, 01:29 AM
No... please dont go any further
Nayl Marquise
09-08-2006, 03:16 AM
I would be the random black dude who inside was the whitest acting out of the entire family. :P
Brandon Rhea
09-08-2006, 03:18 AM
I would be the strict yet caring father who, although he would get pissed at all of his kids for asking him stupid questions, he would help them out and give them advice and such. I'd also attempt to lighten the mood a bit by saying things like LOL WHY HE DO THAT? and such.
Sir Dakar
09-08-2006, 03:33 AM
I believe I would be that person that knowbody knows, but everybody has heard about... one way or another...
But I unno
I'd be the Outcast who got the Weekly exorcisms for listening to 'Devil Music'.
David S
09-08-2006, 08:56 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aaron @ Sep 8 2006, 06:46 PM) 110469</div>
I'd be the Outcast who got the Weekly exorcisms for listening to 'Devil Music'.
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You stole mine! Lol. I'd be the half emo half comedian no-one knows for anything other than that he plays his music to loud.
I'd also be the only guy in the Family to have Hair just past my shoulders, a Kick ass Beard and Mustache to go with it, and who always dresses in Jeans, tennis shoes, a dirty T-Shirt, along with that ever-Famous Denim Jacket with dozens of Band Logos written, sewn, or ironed on.
AND the Eccentric Hunter....
Jetzt
09-08-2006, 09:59 AM
Id be the guy that all the girls call "Daddy"! (girls outside the family that is...)
David S
09-08-2006, 10:24 AM
Isn't that for pimps only?
Brandon Rhea
09-08-2006, 10:25 AM
No, it's for Jetzt only, however disturbing that may be.
David S
09-08-2006, 10:34 AM
Girls calling him daddy 'outside' of our already HUGE family? Jetzt is truely a Pimp then.
.:.::MEGA::.:.
09-08-2006, 12:27 PM
I would be some random guy that comes in every now and then, and sits in the dark corner drinking my scotch whisky
Green Ranger
09-08-2006, 12:32 PM
I'd be the uncle noone ever sees, then pops in out of nowhere, hangs around till things get awkward, then leaves for another year.
Dexington
09-08-2006, 04:00 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jedi Master Trillan Darksword @ Sep 7 2006, 11:16 PM) 110422</div>
I would be the random black dude who inside was the whitest acting out of the entire family. :P
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One of my friends is the exact same. :18:
Brandon Rhea
09-08-2006, 07:00 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(.:.::MEGA::.:. @ Sep 8 2006, 08:27 AM) 110493</div>
I would be some random guy that comes in every now and then, and sits in the dark corner drinking my scotch whisky
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....after telling everyone how great his golf game that afternoon was.
Yorick
09-08-2006, 07:07 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aaron @ Sep 8 2006, 04:46 AM) 110469</div>
I'd be the Outcast who got the Weekly exorcisms for listening to 'Devil Music'.
[/b]You don't even know what real devil music is, lol. You just listen to a musical fad that went out more than a decade ago, it's still good music, but it's not even true metal, and certainly not "devil music".
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 7 2006, 08:18 PM) 110425</div>
I would be the strict yet caring father who, although he would get pissed at all of his kids for asking him stupid questions, he would help them out and give them advice and such. I'd also attempt to lighten the mood a bit by saying things like LOL WHY HE DO THAT? and such.
[/b]
I love you, Papa... :1:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 03:07 PM) 110519</div>
You don't even know what real devil music is, lol. You just listen to a musical fad that went out more than a decade ago, it's still good music, but it's not even true metal, and certainly not "devil music".
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Dude, True Metal is still 80's Metal. Anything with the word "Metal" in it is true metal. "Nu Metal", "Death Metal", "Power Metal", "Thrash Metal", etc.
Not to mention you don't live with people who grew up in the 40's....The Rolling Stones can be considered "Devil Music" to my grandparents. And they DESPISE AC/DC and Iron Maiden....But They let me listen to it regardless.
Captain Kara
09-08-2006, 07:54 PM
What about babylonian chants to the unholy gods?
Yorick
09-08-2006, 07:55 PM
Don't assume who I live with, lol. You know nothing of my family.
AC/DC, not metal, Iron Maiden, not metal, "Nu metal", not metal. Metal is metal, and metal sucks. AC/DC = rock, great band, but they're not metal, thats basically an insult in my mind.
Nu Metal = Metal Music with singer who raps.(EG: Korn)
Iron Maiden is more Metal than most. They were a part of the New wave of British Metal back in the 70's-80's.
Metal is a distinctly Static Form of Music. It almost never changes it's basics. All Metal is derived from Either Led Zepplin or Black Sabbath(Or possibly both in some cases). Now, Contrary to your beliefs, Metal hasn't really changed over the years. Vocalists are usually Screamers/Shouters rather than Crooners(A trait found in ALL metal). Songs are usually long, Darker and/or Mystical in sound(Again, a trait found in ALL metal). I can go on....
Dexington
09-08-2006, 08:05 PM
imo, all old music can lick my nuts. Minus KISS, KISS owns you all. Everyone else sucks.
JOIN THE ARMY! THE KISS ARMY!
Yorick
09-08-2006, 08:12 PM
Aaron, you just described Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodum, etc etc. Gay screamo.
I don't care about those bands at all. But the truth is the Truth: Metal is relatively basic and hasn't changed since Sabbath and Zeppelin came into existance. All that's changed is the Sub-Genres, such as Thrash, Death, Power, Black, Progressive, etc. And before you say anything, I get my information from both a documentary on the Metal Culture(Made by a Professional Anthropologist[I forget his name, now]) AND a class on the History of Rock and Roll. I've listened to all sorts of Metal and all sorts of Bands that can be classified as metal and they all have many of the same qualities. All have a bigger focus on Bass than other Music Genres, A Bigger Focus on the Guitar Solo, a Bigger Focus on playing lower octives, Screaming/loud/Raw vocals.
Hell, Bon Jovi could be considered Metal at times! I, personally, wouldn't consider them Metal, but facts are facts, and at times the most unlikely groups can be considered Metal.
As I've said before: Metal is Basic Music. The Requirements for being Metal can be achieved so easily by bands...and yet Metal music is also the most Unique Music in Decades. Sort of an Oxymoron: It's so simple, it's complicated. It SHOULD be easy to be Metal...But it's not. And you can't really understand it....Metal is so simple, so EASY....that it's hard to explain....It's hard to actually BE Metal! So many people THINK they're Metal, or are Metal Fans...and yet they don't see the whole spectrum. The Don't see that Metal is the Music of Rebels...You can't be a Metal Fan and sing Pop...You can't be a Metal Fan and Rap to Rap music...You can't Be a Metal Fan and not embrace it openly, 24/7!
Metal is Looked down upon in Mainstream Society because it's so simple. People want a pretty face, a hot body, and lots and lots of lipsynching, simply because it's so complex to do that it's easier to understand. No matter what happens in society, Metal will NEVER be accepted to the degree it used to be....And that's what makes Metal Heads even more passionate about their Music.
Metal is Metal...Metal is Simple....Metal is Diverse...Metal is SOCIETY...But Society doesn't recognize itself in the mirror. "Ignorance is bliss".
Now I've rambled on and probably gotten off topic more than once. But still, I've educated more people on the Way a Metal Head Thinks and on the Metal Culture.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jedi Master Trillan Darksword @ Sep 8 2006, 04:16 AM) 110422</div>
I would be the random black dude who inside was the whitest acting out of the entire family. :P
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.:.::MEGA::.:.
09-08-2006, 08:37 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 08:55 PM) 110538</div>
Don't assume who I live with, lol. You know nothing of my family.
AC/DC, not metal, Iron Maiden, not metal, "Nu metal", not metal. Metal is metal, and metal sucks. AC/DC = rock, great band, but they're not metal, thats basically an insult in my mind.
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I would have to agree with Kurt on this
Maiden and AC/DC are classic rock, at the time they would have been considered as Metal but now, with more sub-genres popping up they have been moved back to just rock
they are no where near what many would consider to be Metal
Maiden is Classified as British New Wave Metal. Always has been, always Will be.(First wave of Metal being added to include Zeppelin and Sabbath into the Metal picture.) As has Judas Priest. NOW, Metallica is still Metal, despite what anyone says. They've Drifted away from their Roots in Thrash Metal, sure, but Metal Music is also about doing what the hell you want: Metallica really put that into Context when they sued Napster, Cut their Hair, and Drifted from Thrash Metal. Anthrax ALSO changed Genres. They went from Thrash to Nu from time to time("Bring Da Noize w/Public Enemy").
Most wouldn't Consider AC/DC to be Metal, but they're really Metal Pioneers. AC/DC could be classified as Arena Metal, along with Twisted Sister, Alice Cooper, and KISS(TS, AC, & KISS could also be classified as Glam Metal).
Darman
09-08-2006, 08:52 PM
if you say so...
I'd be the one sitting at a table laughing because I don't know what the heck just happened...
Yorick
09-08-2006, 08:55 PM
AC/DC is rock..
And once again, the descriptions you just gave out are so vague, just about ANY band, any screamo, would be considered Metal. I have no doubt you've seen a couple documentaries, and they probably describe what metal really is, but what you just said was WAY too vague, and isn't necessarily metal. Focusing on different instruments doesn't make a band metal, the WAY they play those instruments, and the WAY they sing makes them metal, and AC/DC isn't metal IMO, and MPO (Most peopls' opinion).
Will you two shut the hell up.
No one gives a **** about music in this thread.
Darman
09-08-2006, 08:57 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 04:55 PM) 110578</div>
AC/DC is rock..
And once again, the descriptions you just gave out are so vague, just about ANY band, any screamo, would be considered Metal. I have no doubt you've seen a couple documentaries, and they probably describe what metal really is, but what you just said was WAY too vague, and isn't necessarily metal. Focusing on different instruments doesn't make a band metal, the WAY they play those instruments, and the WAY they sing makes them metal, and AC/DC isn't metal IMO, and MPO (Most peopls' opinion).
[/b]
ah, now I get it...
I agree with Kurt........which is creepy....again
I'll be the one who listened to the admin and shut up
Yorick
09-08-2006, 08:58 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Absolution @ Sep 8 2006, 04:57 PM) 110581</div>
Will you two shut the hell up.
No one gives a **** about music in this thread.
[/b]*Raises hand* actually, I care about music.
And yes Darman, you are weird!
Darman
09-08-2006, 08:59 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 04:58 PM) 110586</div>
*Raises hand* actually, I care about music.
And yes Darman, you are weird!
[/b]
...
okay...but where did that come from?
Kudos for killing the thread.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 09:58 PM) 110586</div>
*Raises hand* actually, I care about music.
And yes Darman, you are weird!
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Well I have the ability to delete posts so I will if anymore of this music arguement comes up
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nefarius @ Sep 8 2006, 10:00 PM) 110590</div>
Kudos for killing the thread.
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Yes!
Brandon Rhea
09-08-2006, 09:02 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nefarius @ Sep 8 2006, 05:00 PM) 110590</div>
Kudos for killing the thread.
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LOL WHY THEY DO THAT??!?!?!?!?!
Yorick
09-08-2006, 09:03 PM
Don't mock me because you're in a foul mood Matt.
And Sin, this thread was already killed, and it's only getting even more so with people posting ABOUT it being dead.
Back.....On....topic....then....please....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Furor @ Sep 8 2006, 04:55 PM) 110578</div>
AC/DC is rock..
And once again, the descriptions you just gave out are so vague, just about ANY band, any screamo, would be considered Metal. I have no doubt you've seen a couple documentaries, and they probably describe what metal really is, but what you just said was WAY too vague, and isn't necessarily metal. Focusing on different instruments doesn't make a band metal, the WAY they play those instruments, and the WAY they sing makes them metal, and AC/DC isn't metal IMO, and MPO (Most peopls' opinion).
[/b]
Because Like I said, Metal is extremely hard to explain....And I'm no expert at explaining things... Now that I've made my last comment, Let's do as we're told and get back on topic.
Darman
09-08-2006, 09:45 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darman/Kogasu @ Sep 8 2006, 04:52 PM) 110574</div>
if you say so...
I'd be the one sitting at a table laughing because I don't know what the heck just happened...
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Celestia @ Sep 8 2006, 05:30 PM) 110622</div>
Sin you are too great
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Yorick
09-08-2006, 09:47 PM
Oh God, she fed the monkey.
Darman
09-08-2006, 09:49 PM
I'd kick the pie
Astra de Aurora
09-09-2006, 12:40 AM
*Shakes head*
I'd be one of kids who snuck into the garage at family reunions and see how long I could stay in the dark with only a gameboy for a light. (Do not ask, me and my cousins make up games :18: )
Johnny
09-09-2006, 02:11 AM
I'd be the guy who wears muddy combat boots and walks around the house. Then you see them and Are all like wtf and then you follow them for awhile until they lead you to the bathroom where i'm reading the newspaper (while on the toliet the bathroom door is WIIIDE open) and trying to eat pudding one handed (a bowl and a spoon in one hand). But you put up with me because I'm hardly ever am there and the blood tests are still in the lab.
Jace Arcage
09-09-2006, 03:17 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Johnny (VO Qel-Droma) @ Sep 8 2006, 10:11 PM) 110790</div>
I'd be the guy who wears muddy combat boots and walks around the house. Then you see them and Are all like wtf and then you follow them for awhile until they lead you to the bathroom where i'm reading the newspaper (while on the toliet the bathroom door is WIIIDE open) and trying to eat pudding one handed (a bowl and a spoon in one hand). But you put up with me because I'm hardly ever am there and the blood tests are still in the lab.
[/b]
...I don't uhh...I don't understand...
Who Wrecks?
09-09-2006, 03:33 PM
I would be the one that everyone knows about, but is to ashamed to refer to. And when I do come up in conversation, everyone uses the name "him".
Sabre
09-09-2006, 03:37 PM
I would be the great uncle who sits in his chair all day shitting himself and telling you all how back in his day everything was far more hip.
Who Wrecks?
09-09-2006, 03:38 PM
Ahhh! Sabre! I love you! LOVE! L-O-V-E! LOVE!
Sabre
09-09-2006, 03:39 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(General Fey @ Sep 9 2006, 04:38 PM) 110991</div>
Ahhh! Sabre! I love you! LOVE! L-O-V-E! LOVE!
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Does that mean you'll change my pants?
Who Wrecks?
09-09-2006, 03:40 PM
No...remember that I'm not to be seen, heard, smelled, felt, and in some cases....tasted
Sabre
09-09-2006, 03:42 PM
Hmmmm, well I can be smelt...
Xerphox
09-09-2006, 03:52 PM
I'd be the random cousin who no-one really knows and is outcasted alot
Brandon Rhea
09-09-2006, 03:54 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paradox @ Sep 9 2006, 11:52 AM) 110997</div>
I'd be the random cousin who no-one really knows and is outcasted alot
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That sounds vaguely familiar.....
:9:
MatronAdena
09-09-2006, 04:02 PM
While rest of you try and shock me by saying something inelligent; Uncle Sabre needs changing before the social workers come... now one of you needs to step up and do that or I'm not taking you kids out to get those games you wanted.
Sabre
09-09-2006, 04:03 PM
It's ok, if I leave it, it usually dries.
MatronAdena
09-09-2006, 04:07 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scar Tissue @ Sep 9 2006, 05:03 PM) 111002</div>
It's ok, if I leave it, it usually dries.
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ohoooo! I think I wanna die a little bit after that. :11: :9: :18:
Astra de Aurora
09-09-2006, 05:22 PM
And Jen would be the cousin who always volunteered to change our Uncle's pants. :3:
Sabre
09-09-2006, 05:34 PM
Someone's got to do it...
jedigirl444
09-09-2006, 11:29 PM
and susan would be the one getting him new pants and putting them on him as all the dogs humped her legs.
Astra de Aurora
09-10-2006, 12:09 AM
nuh uh
I AM ORIGINAL :18:
Nihilus
09-10-2006, 12:13 AM
I would follow Sin and Bac around until they gave me money.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 9 2006, 07:13 PM) 111188</div>
I would follow Sin and Bac around until they gave me money.
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I'd slash your throat.
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 12:17 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 9 2006, 08:13 PM) 111188</div>
I would follow Sin and Bac around until they gave me money.
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Do you want to die?
Sabre
09-10-2006, 12:18 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Nefarius @ Sep 10 2006, 01:16 AM) 111189</div>
I'd slash your throat.
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Back in my day we called it "I'll cut you!"
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 12:18 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scar Tissue @ Sep 9 2006, 08:18 PM) 111191</div>
Back in my day we called it "I'll cut you!"
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SPOILER: Sabre is ghetto.....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scar Tissue @ Sep 9 2006, 07:18 PM) 111191</div>
Back in my day we called it "I'll cut you!"
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Oups, I forgot about that.
Lillianne Crasse
09-10-2006, 12:27 AM
I'd be the aunt everyone went to to bum money with a sob story and would likely hand it over and tell you not to tell your parents.
Astra de Aurora
09-10-2006, 04:39 PM
Auntie, my little puppy got run over last night by an ice cream truck, and I don't have enough for ice cream! *Insert tears here* Can I have 5 bucks?
Who Wrecks?
09-10-2006, 04:42 PM
I'd also be the cousin that has 8 kids with 9 different women....somehow.....an'
Nihilus
09-10-2006, 04:51 PM
I would continue to ask for money until Sin killed me, then my family would have over 1 million from suing! Either way, I get $
Sabre
09-10-2006, 04:54 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 10 2006, 05:51 PM) 111334</div>
I would continue to ask for money until Sin killed me, then my family would have over 1 million from suing! Either way, I get $
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No because Bac is president and he will bribe the courts.
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 04:57 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scar Tissue @ Sep 10 2006, 12:54 PM) 111337</div>
No because Bac is president and he will bribe the courts.
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QFT
Sabre
09-10-2006, 05:10 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 10 2006, 05:57 PM) 111340</div>
QFT
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It's because I'm "secksy"
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 05:11 PM
You keep telling yourself that, dude. You keep telling yourself that.....
Sabre
09-10-2006, 05:18 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 10 2006, 06:11 PM) 111348</div>
You keep telling yourself that, dude. You keep telling yourself that.....
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No I'm not interested in cyber! :11:
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 05:24 PM
Damnit.....I mean I WASN'T ASKING!!!!!!!
STOP SAYING THAT SABRE!!!
You did that to me!
Who Wrecks?
09-10-2006, 05:25 PM
you guys are weird....
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 05:28 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(General Fey @ Sep 10 2006, 01:25 PM) 111354</div>
you guys are weird....
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You're one to talk.
Sabre
09-10-2006, 05:31 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Absolution @ Sep 10 2006, 06:25 PM) 111353</div>
STOP SAYING THAT SABRE!!!
You did that to me!
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Sorry bro I'm not into anal.
Who Wrecks?
09-10-2006, 05:37 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 10 2006, 05:28 PM) 111356</div>
You're one to talk.
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Never said it was a bad thing :9:
Nihilus
09-10-2006, 05:39 PM
Damn Bac!
Yorick
09-10-2006, 05:40 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(General Fey @ Sep 10 2006, 01:37 PM) 111359</div>
Never said it was a bad thing :9:
[/b]Being weird is the new cool, didn't anyone tell you guys?
Nihilus
09-10-2006, 05:41 PM
That is why Snakey is cool now.
Darman
09-10-2006, 05:44 PM
I've been weird.......for a while
Brandon Rhea
09-10-2006, 05:48 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darman/Kogasu @ Sep 10 2006, 01:44 PM) 111365</div>
I've been weird.......for a while
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That's not exactly the word I'd choose.
Darman
09-10-2006, 05:49 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Brandon Rhea @ Sep 10 2006, 01:48 PM) 111370</div>
That's not exactly the word I'd choose.
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...
what then?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Enmity of a Dream @ Sep 10 2006, 06:41 PM) 111363</div>
That is why Snakey is cool now.
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And yet...Your not.
Nihilus
09-10-2006, 06:17 PM
Thanks for the Matt.
Your more then welcome cupcake.
Dexington
09-10-2006, 09:21 PM
I would be the birthday boy! MUAHAHAHAHA!
The Agriculturist
09-10-2006, 09:48 PM
I would just be the neighbor who likes gardening. I refuse to be part of this family
Johnny
09-10-2006, 10:39 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Agriculturist @ Sep 10 2006, 04:48 PM) 111493</div>
I would just be the neighbor who likes gardening. I refuse to be part of this family
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Hell, they took my blood wiht a syringe when I was passed out and sent it to a test lab to see if I was part of the family. so if the blood tests don't match up then I'm gonna sleep in your garden.
Yorick
09-11-2006, 12:21 AM
That'd be weird, why would you sleep in someone's garden?
Who Wrecks?
09-11-2006, 01:17 AM
wasted?
Yorick
09-11-2006, 01:18 AM
Yeah, but Vo, wasted? I doubt it.
jedigirl444
09-11-2006, 02:51 AM
Susan and I would be the ones everybody is annoyed with becuase we never stop talking, not even in our sleep.
Brandon Rhea
09-11-2006, 02:53 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Agriculturist @ Sep 10 2006, 05:48 PM) 111493</div>I would just be the neighbor who likes gardening. I refuse to be part of this family[/b]
You're breakin' my balls, man.
Took the words right from my mouth.
And The Agriculturist would be the crazy war vet living in the kids tree house in the front yard, always shooting at cars and people passing by with a paintball gun, screaming incomprehensible things at them.
occultus
11-14-2006, 05:53 PM
I would be the freak living in the attic with his laptop looking up conspiracy theories on googla and occasionally throwing the inflammatory comment downstairs.
Astra de Aurora
11-16-2006, 03:32 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nima/Abeni @ Sep 10 2006, 06:51 PM) 111597</div>
Susan and I would be the ones everybody is annoyed with becuase we never stop talking, not even in our sleep.
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WE WOULD?! I can't remember ever talking without shutting up... Except in Algebra last year... And Geometry this year. Math isn't the same without you :( :lol:
Lillianne Crasse
11-16-2006, 06:11 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Sep 10 2006, 11:39 AM) 111330</div>
Auntie, my little puppy got run over last night by an ice cream truck, and I don't have enough for ice cream! *Insert tears here* Can I have 5 bucks?
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*slips Kat $10 instead of the $5 she asked for earlier in the thread* There there...it's alright. We'll go to the pound and get you a new little puppy. (very gullible aunt...lol)
Susan would be the little girl always cooking muffins with her Easy bake Oven and always wanting others to try them.
Xerphox
11-16-2006, 06:32 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darth Mulluns @ Nov 16 2006, 07:25 AM) 130560</div>
Susan would be the little girl always cooking muffins with her Easy bake Oven and always wanting others to try them.
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...and whoever did ended up with food poisoning :rolleyes:
Astra de Aurora
11-16-2006, 11:47 PM
*Hides Easy Bake oven*
Or I would be the cousin who always challeneged everyone to plastic lightsaber duels. (My cousin)
Kalin Morne
11-17-2006, 07:42 AM
^, the uncle that everyone talks about in whispers.
jedigirl444
11-27-2006, 02:21 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Nov 15 2006, 08:32 PM) 130542</div>
WE WOULD?! I can't remember ever talking without shutting up... Except in Algebra last year... And Geometry this year. Math isn't the same without you :( :lol:
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Really though. Man next year will be fun!!!
I'll be the cousin who eall the little kids love to play wiht becuase I still like to have fun.
Astra de Aurora
11-27-2006, 02:45 AM
On Thanksgiving I played Hide and Seek with my cousins in the dark... That was so fun, lol.
JohnSpartan117
11-27-2006, 03:50 AM
I would be on the other side of the family that no one knows about.
Lillianne Crasse
11-27-2006, 08:07 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(*~The Snake Shadow~* @ Nov 26 2006, 10:45 PM) 133030</div>
On Thanksgiving I played Hide and Seek with my cousins in the dark... That was so fun, lol.
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We call that Sardines...lol
Astra de Aurora
11-28-2006, 03:41 AM
We only had 3 rooms to hide in, if you count the bathroom. My cousin is HELLA skinny and she got stuck in a box and under the bed... Twice.
Kelly would be the kind and caring mother who is always happy. But she would be so happy and cheerful all the time, it was actualy Scary....
Lillianne Crasse
11-28-2006, 06:41 AM
ROFL...probably strung out from all the meds and stuff I'd be on for having so many children and such relatives.
Sir Dakar
11-28-2006, 01:40 PM
I would just be that guy that shows up, eats EVERYTHING, then leaves.
Xerphox
11-28-2006, 01:59 PM
Then I'd chase you down the road with a shotgun
I'd be the cousin you'd wish you didn't have. I'd be that annoying, by talking to no-one.
Lillianne Crasse
11-29-2006, 03:45 AM
It's the cousins that talk and won't shut up that are the annoying ones...lol
Adamis
11-29-2006, 03:49 AM
I'll be the guy looking around going "How the hell did I get grouped with these guy!?!"
You would be the guy in the family that i always see, but i always think "Who is that guy again?".
I'd be the totally out of it person who's wandering around aimlessly wondering what to do, looking as if they haven't a clue who anyone is or what's going on.
I just joined about 5 minutes ago...
Brandon Rhea
04-30-2007, 09:06 PM
Stop bumping threads!
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